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Decoding The Spiral 2 – Premium Super Soft Unisex Tee
$45.00 USD
The Shirt:
Printed on our Premium Super Soft Tee. Heavyweight cotton with a vintage-soft feel from the very first wear. Relaxed, unisex fit made to feel like an old favorite right out of the box. Made to order, just for you.
Why you’ll love it:
- Unisex streetwear fit — easygoing shape that hangs just right
- Worn-in softness — perfect for lounging, layering, or living in
- Thick but breathable — 6.1 oz cotton with structure, not stiffness
- Built to last — reinforced seams and pro-grade finishing throughout
- Shrinks? Barely. — pre-washed so you’re not guessing post-laundry
Heads up:
As each shirt is made to order, it takes a little longer to ship — but helps reduce waste and overproduction. Returns are only available for defective items, so please double-check sizing before checkout. Questions? Just reach out, we’ve got you.