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A tarot card for the terminally online. Cloaked in wi-fi woes and cosmic dread, The Scroller captures that ancient, eternal scroll...part mystic, part doom scroller, all vibes. Whether you’re reading birth charts or blocked texts, this design hits like a dark mode spellbook. Perfect for anyone whose screen time report looks like a cry for help (but make it aesthetic).
The Scroller – Premium Super Soft Unisex Tee
$52.00 CAD
The Shirt:
Printed on our Premium Super Soft Tee. Heavyweight cotton with a vintage-soft feel from the very first wear. Relaxed, unisex fit made to feel like an old favorite right out of the box. Made to order, just for you.
Why you’ll love it:
- Unisex streetwear fit — easygoing shape that hangs just right
- Worn-in softness — perfect for lounging, layering, or living in
- Thick but breathable — 6.1 oz cotton with structure, not stiffness
- Built to last — reinforced seams and pro-grade finishing throughout
- Shrinks? Barely. — pre-washed so you’re not guessing post-laundry
Heads up:
As each shirt is made to order, it takes a little longer to ship — but helps reduce waste and overproduction. Returns are only available for defective items, so please double-check sizing before checkout. Questions? Just reach out, we’ve got you.